Q: How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan?
A: You take away their brooms.
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Did you get a book of Dad jokes for Christmas???
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You took the words right out of my mouth 
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Nope. And not even for Hanukkah as I’m Jewish (the first day of Hanukkah fell on Christmas this year…some are calling it “Chrismukkah”!!) But I felt like the group might needed some lightness added so I decided to post something to help do that. Sorry if my attempt flopped.
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As I’m in no way a gamer, it took me a second to figure this one out, but I did and find it pretty funny!
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As a Dad myself, no apologies necessary!
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My dinner tonight 
I didn’t have enough nerve to post it in What’s for Dinner.
The Stuffing (its important to have enough fiber!)
Yes, I knit. But I have never knit a chicken. UNTIL NOW …
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Tig Notaro, one of my favorite comedians, likes to text “What’s your ETA?” to people she has no plans with, just to throw them into a panic.
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Brutal!
One day, someone is going to text back “10 minutes, and I have my nice Italian suit on – been looking forward to this all day!!”
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For the win!
Many years ago, I had just started dating this woman and we made a date for Friday night.
Apparently, she had a horrible day at work, came home ate some leftovers, put on some sweats and was vegging out watching a movie when I knocked on her door. She had completely forgot about our date.
So I told her to throw on some shoes and we’ll go out for ice cream, since she already ate. There is always room for ice cream!!
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Was there a second date?
Yes… we dated a while. I didn’t hold it against her that she forgot about our date.
She told me about her day and I understood how one could forget that they had made plans.
I got “brownie points” for coming up with the idea of “ice cream” on the fly.
No matter how bad your day was – ice cream fixes everything!!
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A little late for this year’s celebrations, but XMAS 2025 is just around the corner — even if there’s no post here for it yet 
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