Silliness & food funnies 2025

This is why we don’t do plants.

I have a ficus that is 47 years old, and I have a photograph to prove it. Only the strong survive.

I wish mine lasted that long!, It met the fate of discarded Long Island Ice Tea during a stupid bowl game 35+ years ago. It was entering its teenage years at that time.

Yeah, I wouldn’t even bother asking for a specific item. Just bring the whole damn thing.

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My sister texted me that she just saw someone actually wearing one of these:

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How else will you get a perfect grilled cheese sandwich if you don’t cut it up and cook it again?

Damn straight!

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My mom to a T. She had passive-aggression down like no other, too

Et moi to a T

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Can I say how much I enjoy when you sprinkle in the “French” language. I took a couple years of French when I was in High School.

Makes me think of simpler times – happy!

Aw. Merci! 2 years in middle school here. I was miserable at the time, though.