Not only are YTA, but let me speak to your GF for a sec.
Hey, GF, dump this control freak. Find a guy who (a) won’t obsess over the cost of a side dish and (2) doesn’t try to dictate what or how you eat.
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Another classic acronym (courtesy of Dan Savage) comes to mind: DTMFA 
I’m assuming that 2 years later, he’s living in Mom’s basement hollering for the meat loaf.
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I figured it out, but the only Dan Savage-ism with which I’m familiar is his neologism related to the former senator from Pennsylvania, which I still think is hilarious.
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I learned a long time ago, make sure your girlfriend is very happy at dinner, otherwise the rest of the evening is not going to go well.
And I’m with you – just order a second order of naan, take home any extra in a “doggy bag” for a midnight snack or to have with coffee the next morning.
Many years ago, I remember dating this “larger” woman and she couldn’t decide which dessert she wanted. I told her to get both, I’ll pretend one is for me and she can eat both of them. I didn’t want any dessert that evening, so it all worked out. Everyone was happy – problem solved.
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There are things that people SHOULD be judged for. Ordering a prime steak well done with ketchup. Mixing Redbreast 12 year with Coke. They are bad, and wrong. But it is WORSE to point that out. People are allowed to eat what they like the way they like it. You are free to think less of them for their choices.
If the aforementioned couple is splitting the bill, or at least the cost of the naan, then the naan should be split between them and no one gets to tell the other how to eat. If he wants more bread, he can order, and pay for, more bread.
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Dunno but I prefer my scotch soup with ice croutons
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Reminiscent of the Asimov short story, "Spell My Name With An S".
Error in final line, s/b: “Weurd wush, but ok U will grant ut.”
If you want to post just an emoji or a one-word reply (as in my reply to you just above), you can get around the “complete sentence??” requirement by using hidden text. Hidden text is anything you embed between left-pointing, right-pointing arrows, so long as the initial character after the left-pointing arrow is a letter.
For example if you take the “1” out of this set, it becomes hidden text <1mmmm>
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Thanks!
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“If you go home with somebody, and they don’t have any books, don’t fuck them!”
- John Waters
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Coffee - Yay!
Work - Boo!
WINE - YAAAAYYY!!
That is SO ME.
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You were the first person that came to mind when I saw this
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